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au: everyone is born with their soulmate’s name tattooed on their wrist like a birthmark. 

Why do I have the feeling that if this was real, we’d still have people with blank wrists and how depressing would THAT be, to know even if you searched forever, but that thing you want simply does not exist? That’s sadder than Romeo and Juliet.

Hammer’s Payback

avengersfanfiction-com:

Ivan Vanko ruined the Stark Expo. The world blamed Justin Hammer and made him pay. Hammer blamed Virginia Potts and Anthony Stark. Now he’s on a mission to get his payback.

While Hammer is serving his 12 year sentence in a minimum security facility, a mysterious benefactor appears with an offer to break him out. The price: deliver Iron Man. Hammer kidnaps Pepper and demands the Mark V armor as ransom.

This story is set after Iron Man 2, but BEFORE Avengers. No other Avengers appear. Canon compliant with cinematic universe.

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phanof-bands:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

No that’s me when I hear something at night

That’s not even a sea otter

That is a seal, folks. It may not have the hiccups either. They are not very mobile on land and have to scoot and undulate to get around. The seal may have pushed itself to get a better position on the rock (so it wouldn’t fall off) and then the power of looping one action makes it look like it repeated. Otters and sea lions both have better mobility on land than seals.

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